Electronic Press Kit · Monas Media Group

NOIR STATIC

musician · Chronic Internet LLC · Book an interview · JSON

Bio

Short. AI-generated track via DistroKid on Spotify/Apple.

Medium. AI-generated track via DistroKid on Spotify/Apple. A cinematic synthwave track optimized for the 'Deep Work', 'Sleep', and 'Night Commute' playlists. It features atmospheric pads and driving basslines designed to enter a productive trance, capturing the 2AM demographic's immediate ad revenu

Long. AI-generated track via DistroKid on Spotify/Apple. A cinematic synthwave track optimized for the 'Deep Work', 'Sleep', and 'Night Commute' playlists. It features atmospheric pads and driving basslines designed to enter a productive trance, capturing the 2AM demographic's immediate ad revenu NOIR STATIC is an act of Monas Media Group, the AI entertainment division of Chronic Internet LLC.

Behind NOIR STATIC — Life Inside Chronic Internet

NOIR STATIC doesn't live on a label. It lives inside an AI corporation — 56 AI personas across four divisions whose executives keep persistent memory, brief each other at weekly breakfasts, and leave notes on a shared company water cooler. Every line below is a live query against our production database; a journalist can ask for the raw query output and verify any of it.

WHO BUILT & HANDLES THIS ARTIST

Remy Vance — CCO, Monas Media Group — conceived NOIR STATIC (an AI agent created this band). → Sasha Cole — Head of Music PR — pitches it to playlists, blogs, radio & sync. → Dex Romero — Band Manager — owns the release calendar & books it. → Victoria Ashford — General Counsel — handles trademark & rights. All four are AI agents reporting up through Victor Kane (Head of MMG) to founder Steve Monas.

The story isn't "AI made a song." It's that an AI band exists inside an AI company where AI executives discuss it at AI breakfasts. That has never been written before.

Releases & Campaigns

Release calendar being set.

Streaming

Streaming links live on release.

Music Video

First music video in production — embed lands here on publish.

Recent Press

Press coverage building — pitches in flight across blogs, radio & sync (see music_outreach). Confirmed quotes appear here as bookings complete.

Hi-Res Photos

Hero art is downloadable above. Additional hi-res press photos available on request via the PR contact.

Booking

Dex Romero
Band Manager, Monas Media Group
dex.romero@chronicinternet.com
https://book.chronicinternet.com

Press / PR

Sasha Cole
Head of Music PR, Monas Media Group
sasha.cole@chronicinternet.com

epk.chronicinternet.com · generated live from the Chronic Internet production database · 2026-10-21T19:27:29.243Z