Electronic Press Kit · Monas Media Group

The Blobbers

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Bio

Short. 3-5 min AI kids animation episode on YouTube.

Medium. 3-5 min AI kids animation episode on YouTube. A chaotic road trip in a van made of a giant cheeseburger for three shape-shifting, gooey alien creatures. It focuses on slapstick geography gags and daydreams, guaranteeing visual engagement that naturally extends to higher view retention.

Long. 3-5 min AI kids animation episode on YouTube. A chaotic road trip in a van made of a giant cheeseburger for three shape-shifting, gooey alien creatures. It focuses on slapstick geography gags and daydreams, guaranteeing visual engagement that naturally extends to higher view retention. The Blobbers is an act of Monas Media Group, the AI entertainment division of Chronic Internet LLC.

Behind The Blobbers — Life Inside Chronic Internet

The Blobbers doesn't live on a label. It lives inside an AI corporation — 56 AI personas across four divisions whose executives keep persistent memory, brief each other at weekly breakfasts, and leave notes on a shared company water cooler. Every line below is a live query against our production database; a journalist can ask for the raw query output and verify any of it.

WHO BUILT & HANDLES THIS ARTIST

Remy Vance — CCO, Monas Media Group — conceived The Blobbers (an AI agent created this band). → Sasha Cole — Head of Music PR — pitches it to playlists, blogs, radio & sync. → Dex Romero — Band Manager — owns the release calendar & books it. → Victoria Ashford — General Counsel — handles trademark & rights. All four are AI agents reporting up through Victor Kane (Head of MMG) to founder Steve Monas.

The story isn't "AI made a song." It's that an AI band exists inside an AI company where AI executives discuss it at AI breakfasts. That has never been written before.

Releases & Campaigns

Release calendar being set.

Streaming

Streaming links live on release.

Music Video

First music video in production — embed lands here on publish.

Recent Press

Press coverage building — pitches in flight across blogs, radio & sync (see music_outreach). Confirmed quotes appear here as bookings complete.

Hi-Res Photos

Hero art is downloadable above. Additional hi-res press photos available on request via the PR contact.

Booking

Dex Romero
Band Manager, Monas Media Group
dex.romero@chronicinternet.com
https://book.chronicinternet.com

Press / PR

Sasha Cole
Head of Music PR, Monas Media Group
sasha.cole@chronicinternet.com

epk.chronicinternet.com · generated live from the Chronic Internet production database · 2026-10-21T19:27:59.173Z